#dangerouslyinc quotes
11:23am <@Orangebat> they wrote 10 million lines of code in a year? wow
11:23am <ryanpcooper> pft. I wrote 10 million lines of code in the last week.
11:24am <@Orangebat> or at least that's what you billed for
14:07 <@dgoodwin> worth millions and it still sucks
14:08 <ryanpcooper> like most things that are worth millions
14:08 <@dgoodwin> yeah like paris hilton
03:29pm <@ryanpcooper> new dev metric: files/hour
03:31pm <@ryanpcooper> as in "not getting enough files/hour out of your team? Switch to the Cooper Certified (tm) Agile Team System and double your team's 'velocity' overnight!"
01:32pm <@Orangebat> everyone knows agile isn't about releases, it's about selling books
01:36pm <witlessb_> unacceptable, but I'll have to accept it anyway
<@jbowes> i got spoilt on the sweet teetmilk of US cable
08:56am <@witlessb> anything from apple has a sprinkle of magic
08:56am <@witlessb> just like anything from disney
08:56am <@witlessb> except in the latter case it is dark magic
08:56am <@witlessb> and you don't want to mess with it
08:56am <@witlessb> or disney will send a dmca notice
08:57am <@witlessb> or their lawyers
08:57am <@witlessb> or worse
<@dgoodwin> sometimes i just wish somebody would up and invade canada so i could play war for real
